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Rain Machine

by Rick Foot

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1.
well I'm glad to see you've woken up ok in your sleeper pod from the sixties, like Woody Allen you're gonna see some changes here and there but nothing major we still don't have our jetpacks... the wedding bells are ringing but we don't know who the bride is you can bet your life on progress in the dark stamp all you like on god you know he'll just squeeze out like toothpaste all the animals are searching for the ark so we're standing at the altar with our brand new ways of seeing while the technobabble howls on every side you'll always need an upgrade but you won't know where to find it and distraction is the safest place to hide we've been to the moon it's just a dusty rock we tried to love love and peace but now it seems we only loved the drugs we never began to get our act together is there anything else? oh yeah looks like we broke the weather well I'm glad to see you're having second thoughts when all our lives you know they just add up to so much landfill at least we haven't blown ourselves to bits though I can't help feeling you must still be disappointed the empty tills are ringing and we just keep printing money it doesn't count as flying if you fall with nothing else to live for we just keep on making babies line em up and keep their backs against the wall we've been to the moon but not for forty years we tried to clean up our mess but look at us we only made it worse we never began to live those lives of leisure is there anything else? oh yeah looks like we broke the weather we've been to the moon it's just a dusty rock we tried to love love and peace but now it seems we only loved the drugs we never began to get our act together is there anything else? oh yeah looks like we broke the weather
2.
while you're waiting for the world to come undone like a pinwheel in the sky I hope you don't mind if I leave you on your own I'd love to help but I'm not that guy while you're waiting for the supersonic winds as the heavens go to church I hope you don't mind if I close the blinds I'd love to help but that isn't how this works so you've come up to watch the show... counting down to the end of days the end of soup the end of ways your chocolate army melting in the sun counting down to the end of time the smudge below the bottom line the more you knit the more it comes undone
3.
start again 03:41
woke up at four thirty with the sunlight streaming in I guess I'm late for my own funeral again stumbled to the kitchen where I let the bad air out like you would let your conscience back in from the rain and though I'm seasick from the motion of the floor my clothes belong to someone else, my body's overdrawn I can't remember what the hell these things are for and furthermore looks like I have to start again Lucy came from Brighton where she worked the midnight shift and she dealt a little coke to ease the pain never found a way to reach the other side of town so she'd turn a trick to ride that midnight train and when her creditors came knocking at the door her few connections couldn't help her any more Lucy didn't care, she left her blanket on the floor walked out the door lit out of town to start again the last time I saw Lucy she was walking up the road like the road itself was getting in her way seven months of nothing should have taught me how to lie but I never found a way to make her stay and though the parking lot is filled with our regrets the empty cans of Stella and the half-smoked cigarettes there must be better ways to part, and yet at least we're out of debt just let me out to start again
4.
your eschatological clock is ticking the hanging fruit of Babylon is ripe for the picking the hand that rocks the cradle in the mind of a chicken is clutching at the falling fruit but nothing is sticking
5.
it's a day past full and the moon is casting its mad eye over the broken land out in the east, God's getting restless and he's coughing into his hand just off the map he tries to get his head down in his copy of the Racing Post inside or out, it's always raining in the soul of the holy ghost and the clouds keep on rolling in to drive those blues away and the air tastes of Adam before the fall and the ground keeps on gaping wide to suck up all that rain this wasn't what I meant at all now that we're clean does that mean you get a rewrite how'd we let you get away with that? weighed in at York, somewhere the hare is running somewhere the fizzy wine is going flat all your connections have they left you empty-handed when there's little in the woods except the trees stone-fisted architect of nothing writing with your finger on the breeze wish me luck as I wave goodbye to all my happy little friends close the lock on the gopher wood's flimsy wall how the fuck can I write my bets with all these crappy little pens this wasn't what I meant at all
6.
come in from the cold and join the coffee revolution let me draw their logo on your skin all those lovely shades of brown and all that endless stirring furring up the system from within check your rising panic at the door of Caffè Nero from the gutter there's a view of Wetherspoons any minute now you'll find another consolation floating on the wash of traffic fumes we're all of us in the gutter we're all of us in the gutter we're all of us in the gutter but we're looking at Wetherspoons join the army, join the dots or join the revolution everywhere you go it looks like home singing songs of Primark as you cross the concrete ocean dreaming on your bed of styrofoam every day in every way you're getting so much better learning all your metronomic tunes leaking out your stuffing like a water-damaged sofa hosed down in the corporate monsoon we're all of us in the gutter we're all of us in the gutter we're all of us in the gutter but we're looking at Wetherspoons
7.
aren't you glad aren't you glad aren't you glad you've got a voice? mechanical cynical tyrannical liminal your democratic right to be ruled by criminals bail out the banks and close down the borders batten down the hatches 'gainst the welfare marauders just follow orders though you can't get in unless you've paid best be best-behaved no more escapades lock up your daughters lock up your daughters lock up your daughters so they can't see what a mess you made aren't you glad you've got a voice?
8.
she's the first one that I turn to every morning she's the one who helps me make it through the night i just need to take my fill with a few prescription pills to help me on that long familiar slide I don't believe in being healthy I don't believe in taking sides I just know I've placed my bets and that one more cigarette's gonna help me wash my blues out with the tide I don't want no emphysema I don't want to have to try I don't want to live forever I only want to choose a time to die she's the only way I get to feel normal she's the way I punctuate my waste of time and I know she's going to kill me but it never fails to thrill me when she wraps me in her blanket from inside I don't believe in being happy I don't believe in getting high but I've got my pension plan and I'm waiting for the man to carry me away before my time I don't want no emphysema I don't want to have to try I don't want to live forever I only want to choose a time to die I don't want to live forever I don't want to have to try I don't want no stormy weather I only want to choose a time to die
9.
so I googled you, and it turns out you're living in a house in Spain with a harem of women and your brother's a geologist who's running for mayor in a town near Tashkent (though nobody cares) you were spotted down in Mexico designing a boat and you put that clip on YouTube with the pig and the goat it's you it's us it's her it's them it's him it's me we're all the cancer that killed /b/ sheep damned lies and the internet too many monkeys sheep damned lies and the internet now it says in Wikipedia you sold your soul for a bag of old memes and a barrel roll I hope they tasted sweet cause I'm not being funny but that's not the going rate for souls in anyone's money why are bananas bent? too many monkeys why can't I pay my rent? too many monkeys who's gonna take control? too many monkeys, too many monkeys who's gonna steal your soul? too many monkeys, too many cooks if that isn't you on Facebook then they sure got your looks if everything is relative my brothers are crooks there's just too many monkeys too many monkeys, not enough sense it'll only make you dizzy if you sit on the fence it's just a lot of shouting and the noise is immense there's just too many monkeys sheep damned lies and the internet too many monkeys sheep damned lies and the internet...
10.
horses 04:33
half a pound of rotting fish a jeweler's ring without a wish a semi-precious stone a fox a toad all those dreams you never caught and all those battles, never fought and all that roadkill lying in the road don't look back, there isn't room it's not you, it's the credit boom remember how the milk and honey flowed? can't believe your light is dying you'd sell your soul but no one's buying you know you're only reaping what you sowed I bet you never opened that cheese shop in Nazareth I bet you never paid back all the money you owed I bet you never stitched up the fabric of spacetime if wishes were horses your head would explode now it's four in the morning you've got one more drink of wine has the age of reason blown your blues away? all those familiar demons all those voices down the line don't listen now, they've nothing new to say just roll it up roll up the map of Europe unfurl the charts of hell it's not enough to lose your faith you have to lose your mind as well face down in the last ditch, dreaming all those mangled codeine dreams all those plans you won't be needing all those crazy schemes just roll 'em up roll up the map of Europe unfurl the games of chance it's not enough to court the blues you have to let them join the dance no rest for the damned, no refuge from Uncle Google's all-seeing eye say hello to the cloud of knowing kiss yourself goodbye and roll it up I bet you never opened that cheese shop in Nazareth I bet you never paid back all the money you owed I bet you never saw how it looked from the outside if wishes were horses your head would explode
11.
when it rains she sits between the old world and the broken half in shelter, dreaming of that sweet, slick scripted future now long past she hold the static fast lost from narcotic peace untimely ripp'd if she can wear it so it fits if she can wear it so it fits if she can wear it so it fits if it rains it fits when it rains she sits half innocent, scheming of that sweet unscripted future from narcotic peace untimely ripp'd hold fast she's innocent half innocent she dreams the thin green lines are smoking she keeps her lines keeps her lies unspoken so it fits if she can wear it so it fits when it rains it fits
12.
my shoes look ok in the moonlight you might almost think I'd grown them on my feet my shoes look ok in the moonlight you might almost think I'd grown them on my feet with just a touch of faith if you ignore the pixellation they'd be real those clouds look ok on the skyline don't look for the cracks that let the light creep in those clouds look ok on the skyline don't look for the cracks that let the light creep in pasted on the backdrop two cheers for the broken rain machine don't go to sleep in the churchyard its shadow stamped stamped like tin against the sky don't go to sleep in the churchyard its shadow stamped stamped like tin against the sky don't look for the scraps of paper floating like dead pixels on the tide don't go to sleep with the light on don't go to sleep in the dark don't go to sleep with the light on don't go to sleep in the dark don't go to sleep with the light on don't go to sleep in the dark don't go to sleep with the light on don't go to sleep don't go to sleep in the dark my face looks ok in the mirror you might almost think I'd grown it on my skull my face looks ok in the mirror you might almost think I'd grown it on my skull with just a touch of faith if you ignore the pixellation I'd be real it's just a photocopy a photocopy of a rain machine a photocopy of a rain machine at night

about

A collection of warmly cynical songs about the insanities of modern life, released in 2016.

Most of these songs fell out of the sky in the year prior to release.

I've been making a living from playing the double bass for over twenty years, starting in jazz and abstract improvised music and slowly gravitating towards understated acoustic singer-songwriter territory. As a bassist this has invariably meant accompanying other people, so it's a surprise to have ended up with a collection of songs which seem to demand that I perform them on my own.

Arnie Cottrell plays guitar on Start Again and I Don't Want to Live Forever; otherwise, what you get is me, principally on double bass and voice with some additional cello (on Too Many Monkeys and When It Rains), guitar (on Monkeys and Sleep) and noise (throughout).

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released November 26, 2020

Rick Foot: double bass, voice, cello, guitar, noise.
Arnie Cottrell: guitar on tracks 3 & 8

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Rick Foot England, UK

Double bassist and singer-songwriter.

"Splendid and off-the-wall" Festivals For All

"A freak" Jersey Evening Post

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